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Lance Ratzlaff

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Like to party and hang out with friends on the weekends and enjoy watching sports
May 01

Hijacked!!

Due to this space's lack of updates, I have taken it upon myself to hijack and update it in the way I see fit.  That's about all I have for now.

*Fictitious*

ps Lance <3 Alex Smith

April 19

Update, naw, really?

Alright, I guess it's about time I update.  Not much going on right now.  Just got word that my sister and her family are moving to St. Paul, Minnesota.  That should be interesting.  It's quite a bit further away than Clinton, Iowa from here so I probably won't get to see them as much, but I was promised a Vikings game or two some time, hopefully this year :)  So it's all cool.  Looking forward to a great night out this Saturday with my bud's.  The usual, lot's of drinking, fun and games, and hopefully some ladies :)  I apologize for being a deuche and not updating for awhile ;)  I'll do my best to be more frequent about it.  That's all for now, over and out,

Lance

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Great Week Ahead

What's happenin' homies?  It's looking like I have a pretty fun week lined up ahead starting this Friday when I make a trip to Omaha to see my sister Amber, her husband Joe, and my little 1 and a half year old niece Abby.  My sister will be competing in a Neb./Iowa meet for powerlifting.  She's not one of those nasty 300 lb. ugly women, she's pretty skinny, but she does aerobics and shit, so she's really strong for her weight.  Her coach/team members think she'll do so well that she might qualify for nationals!  So that'll be interesting to see.  We'll be staying at Joe's brother's wife's parent's house. (Not exactly sure what my relation to these people is, but hey, it's a place to stay).

And also going on next week...My friend Matt turns 21 on Monday!  Which also happens to be the same day as the NCAA Tournament Champ. game.  So I think we have plans to drink a few beers and watch that at Keno, so that should be fun.  But the real fun begins next Friday when me and my friends Max, Matt, and hopefully Chris go out to a bar and get sloshed.  I'm really looking forward to it...booz, women, pool, music, food, etc..., I dare you to find anything cooler than that.  On that note I'm going to get going, have a great week,

Lance

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Partying With Friends

Hey, what's up?  I'd say my weekend pretty much kicked ass!  I got to hang out and drink with my 3 best friends, which dosen't happen often enough, in my opinion.  But it was alot of fun for all of us.  I think we all needed it.  Lots of interesting things happened, I won't dwell on them now, maybe some other time, but lots of laughs and memories were shared, and created as well.  And I hope we can have some more times like that in the near future.  On a side note my NCAA tournament bracket has gone to hell.  Gotta go, have a good one everybody,

Lance

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Drinking Beer

Hello there.  On Friday night my friend Matt and I got hammered.  It was very fun.  We drank Old Milwaukee Light beer.  I had 9, he had 8.  We downed them in a span of about 3 and a half hours.  We were pretty fucked up to say the least.  That's all for now, later all,

Lance

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I'm a giant faggot.

March 30

Great Week Ahead

What's happenin' homies?  It's looking like I have a pretty fun week lined up ahead starting this Friday when I make a trip to Omaha to see my sister Amber, her husband Joe, and my little 1 and a half year old niece Abby.  My sister will be competing in a Neb./Iowa meet for powerlifting.  She's not one of those nasty 300 lb. ugly women, she's pretty skinny, but she does aerobics and shit, so she's really strong for her weight.  Her coach/team members think she'll do so well that she might qualify for nationals!  So that'll be interesting to see.  We'll be staying at Joe's brother's wife's parent's house. (Not exactly sure what my relation to these people is, but hey, it's a place to stay).

And also going on next week...My friend Matt turns 21 on Monday!  Which also happens to be the same day as the NCAA Tournament Champ. game.  So I think we have plans to drink a few beers and watch that at Keno, so that should be fun.  But the real fun begins next Friday when me and my friends Max, Matt, and hopefully Chris go out to a bar and get sloshed.  I'm really looking forward to it...booz, women, pool, music, food, etc..., I dare you to find anything cooler than that.  On that note I'm going to get going, have a great week,

Lance

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Partying With Friends

Hey, what's up?  I'd say my weekend pretty much kicked ass!  I got to hang out and drink with my 3 best friends, which dosen't happen often enough, in my opinion.  But it was alot of fun for all of us.  I think we all needed it.  Lots of interesting things happened, I won't dwell on them now, maybe some other time, but lots of laughs and memories were shared, and created as well.  And I hope we can have some more times like that in the near future.  On a side note my NCAA tournament bracket has gone to hell.  Gotta go, have a good one everybody,

Lance

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Drinking Beer

Hello there.  On Friday night my friend Matt and I got hammered.  It was very fun.  We drank Old Milwaukee Light beer.  I had 9, he had 8.  We downed them in a span of about 3 and a half hours.  We were pretty fucked up to say the least.  That's all for now, later all,

Lance

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I'm a giant faggot.

March 22

Partying With Friends

Hey, what's up?  I'd say my weekend pretty much kicked ass!  I got to hang out and drink with my 3 best friends, which dosen't happen often enough, in my opinion.  But it was alot of fun for all of us.  I think we all needed it.  Lots of interesting things happened, I won't dwell on them now, maybe some other time, but lots of laughs and memories were shared, and created as well.  And I hope we can have some more times like that in the near future.  On a side note my NCAA tournament bracket has gone to hell.  Gotta go, have a good one everybody,

Lance

Quote

Drinking Beer

Hello there.  On Friday night my friend Matt and I got hammered.  It was very fun.  We drank Old Milwaukee Light beer.  I had 9, he had 8.  We downed them in a span of about 3 and a half hours.  We were pretty fucked up to say the least.  That's all for now, later all,

Lance

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I'm a giant faggot.

March 01

Drinking Beer

Hello there.  On Friday night my friend Matt and I got hammered.  It was very fun.  We drank Old Milwaukee Light beer.  I had 9, he had 8.  We downed them in a span of about 3 and a half hours.  We were pretty fucked up to say the least.  That's all for now, later all,

Lance

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I'm a giant faggot.

February 13

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I'm a giant faggot.

 
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